VOTER CONTRACT WITH REPUBLICANS
Thursday, October 19th, 2006Dear Sir or Madame:
On November 7th 2006, I am going to exercise my franchise, granted by my state, and vote. While holding my nose with two fingers of my left hand, I will select the Republican Party candidates with my conservative right hand.
Read this carefully especially if you are an incumbent. This is the last pass you get! I am joining MOVE-OVER.org and if you do not fulfill all articles in the 1994 “Contract with America” and effectively address other important issues that are before you, such as immigration/border security and prosecuting the war on terror, this will be your last term in congress.
I and my fellow “MoveOver Minutemen” will throw your posterior out at the next primary election, where we should have nailed you this time.
