|EARNEST EAGLE's OBSERVATION
EARNEST EAGLE ON EGALITARIANISM
Hey Americans! Don’t let this word confuse you. It has nothing to do with Eagles.
I know the word sounds like some philosophy that my specie might embrace or a political group to which we might affiliate, but
nothing could be further from the truth.
I live under the laws of Nature, as do you humans. And Mother tries very hard, at the beginning of our lives, to make us equal
under her laws. You Americans also live under a body of laws, your Constitution, which guarantees equality of opportunity in
your society. But nowhere, in either set of laws, are there guarantees of outcome.
Every day I have the opportunity to fly off my nest to hunt and fish. Guess what? If I don’t, I don’t eat. I really enjoy living this
way. Something about freedom and liberty, those natural individual unalienable rights, just does it for me.
So the next time you are watching CNN (communist news network), and that Lou Dobbs fellow, while interviewing Al Franken,
pauses to pontificate that America is an egalitarian society, remember, they’re both full of what I occasionally deposit on the
ground under me.
You know, that Al Franken guy reminds me of a scruffy old hippie owl, here in our forest, who’s always flapping his left wing.