Pyongyang, North Korea - 12/22/2006
His excellency Kim Jong Il, has informed our free press bureau that he has been inspired by his long
standing sisterly relationship with Madeleine Albright. After receiving her Xmas card, which
contained a recent photo of the former secretary of state, they have collaborated on a new plan to
alleviate hunger in our wonderful country.
Since pets are not on the embrgo schedule, thousands of shar-peis will begin crossing our border
from China and the Chairman has penned a new national cook book for all North Koreans to embrace.